Micro movie review: ‘Jupiter Ascending’

Posted by David Smerdon on Apr 29, 2015 in Non-chess |

My ten-word review of the much-hyped Wachowski brothers’ sci-fi flick Jupiter Ascending:


Expectation:  The Matrix meets Star Wars.

Reality:  Sharknado meets Frozen.


Apr 30, 2015 at 8:54 am

So I see you’re like 80% percent of the populations- your expectations were simply too high, so you missed out on enjoying a good sci-fi movie. Oh, and by the way, they are the Wachowskis.

Jacob Edwards
May 1, 2015 at 10:00 am

You’re assuming, of course, that Dave considers The Matrix and Star Wars better films than Sharknado and Frozen. (Letting preconceptions affect your appreciation of an intrinsically impartial review.)

I do hope you’re correct about that 80%, though, because that would render the entire film industry unsustainable and then I wouldn’t find myself reviewing so many turkeys.



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